The McDonald's Drive-Thru Playset! I remember when I was a shorty my neighbor had one of these and I wanted one SO. BAD. I blame this shit for making me a fat ass as well as causing me to aim low in life.
(P.S. They still sell these, if you're interested. Don't act like you're not.)
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Coolio is on the bad stuff, everyone! Gee, by the looks of that picture I never would have guessed.
TMZ has learned Coolio has just been arrested at LAX for possession of crack cocaine.
We're told the rapper was going through a security screening to get to his Southwest Airlines flight when a screener found crack cocaine on his person.
Sources close to the situation tell us Coolio -- real name Artis Leon Ivey, Jr -- got physical with the screener at some point during the incident.
Coolio Launch PhotosCoolio posted $10,000 bail was released at 3:22 PM. (Source)
Well, he had to take the edge off from getting robbed by a bunch of English kids last week. Or maybe he dropped one of his rocks in the audience and that's why he jumped in the first place? I dunno.
P.S. I dunno what's sadder, this story or the fact that I'm talking about it on a Friday night. SMH. Continue reading
VR Troopers! They were basically like the Dollar Tree version of the Power Rangers, which I used to (metaphorically) jizz my pants over as a kid. It was from the same creators too, so, you know, it was like the Private Practice to Power Rangers' Grey's Anatomy. Yeah, I dunno what that means either.
I don't remember much about this shit other than the dog talked Mr. Ed style and there was one episode where the main villain was a human-size wombat. That shit is dope beyond words.
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Flintstone Push-Ups! And not this new bootleg "Icescreamers" version they just rolled out a couple years ago (I couldn't find a picture of the O.G. box). I heard it tastes booty-doo and I refuse to ruin childhood memories. I bet some of the heladerias in the 'hood still have the original ones. I'll have to look into that.
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Coolio got moded last week at a concert -- wait, back up, this dude still books performances? Oh, wait, it was in England. Seriously, those people will listen to anything. I think Christina Milian went platinum there (and I'm not just talkin' about her dime store dye job -- that's another post alltogether).
Rapper Coolio was injured during a gig in Stoke-on-Trent, England, after a stage dive into the audience went wrong.
The hip-hop star [HA! --J] was performing at Staffordshire University's Students' Union on Wednesday night, when he decided to leap into the crowd.
But the audience parted, sending the star crashing to the floor. The students then reportedly mobbed the rapper, stealing his bandana, jewellery and shoes before the star was rescued by the venue's security team.
Barman James Fielden, who witness the event, says, "(Coolio) nearly flattened one poor girl. Then all the students decided to launch on him. They grabbed whatever they could, including his trainers, watch, chains and glasses. He was pulled back on stage by the bouncers. They got his shoes back for him." (Source)
Well, his shoes are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do -- down to the Cash 4 Gold office so he can get in on some of that MC Hammer money. Millions paid out, my brotha! Oh wait, Coolio lost all his
Meanwhile, in Creoletia, between falling out in airports and showing her titty in public, Solo Cup just can't seem to get it right on stage, either. Baby Daniel's weed carrier decided to toss a mic stand into the audience at one of her recent performances and knocked some broad the hell out. Video below:
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...or at least that's what she's afraid of. Linda Hogan and her cryptkeeper face are scared shitless of being offed by the father of the boy who her criminal ass son Nick made a vegetable after a car accident a couple years back.
Just because Linda Hogan isn't Ed Graziano's estranged wife doesn't mean she's not spooked.
Hulk Hogan's soon-to-be-ex missus has expressed concern that Graziano, who was arrested yesterday on suspicion of hiring a hit man to kill his estranged wife, Debra, may also have targeted the former Hogan Knows Best matriarch.
"Any threat from Ed Graziano would and is being taken very seriously," Hogan said in a statement Friday.
Graziano's son, John, was left with permanent brain damage after Nick Hogan's 2007 DUI crash, for which Nick served close to five months in jail on a reckless-driving charge.
Linda's publicist told Tampa Bay's 10Connect.com that sources close to the case informed Hogan that Graziano made threats against her and that Hogan was "scared to death."
The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office has confirmed that Graziano is accused of paying more than $2,000—$1,100 in cash, $1,000 by personal check and $13.06 on a pizza gift card—to arrange for his wife to lose her life in a fatal car accident. (Source)
Not the pizza gift card! I seriously cannot take this right now. I mean, what else did he offer this guy, a half a tub of vaseline, some Chiclets and a Kelly Clarkson poster?
Leave it to a fame-whoring leather-face like Linda to take this opportunity to draw attention to herself. This is the same family that tried to spin making your best friend a vegetable and spending time in jail into a reality show. And I doubt homedude is the only one who wants Linda out of their life for $13.06 in Pizza Mia. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. Continue reading
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